Ages ago I read a post by Jemmas Simple Life called what my boyfriend thinks makeup does and it made me curious to what my boyfriend thinks makeup does. I mean he watches me do it most days and I have actually told him what each product is for. I guess this is more of a if he actually listens to me test haha.
Primer - 'That primer is the one that highlights your eyes.' (I have no idea what he is actually describing here lol)
Foundation - 'That is just a base for your face isn't it? It gives you a bit of colour in your face and a starting point.'
Concealer - 'Conceals spots, bruises and cuts on your face.' Bruises?! I swear we are not in a domestic violent relationship!
Contour - 'That brings out the definition in your cheek bones.' He knows this one because I always comment on his cheek bones and wish my contour would make mine look like his.
Powder - 'It sets the makeup on the face.' I gave this one away because he said what you mean powder and I said like setting powder. My bad.
Bronzer - 'Give you like a tan/colour in the certain area that you want it. Put it under the eyes, forehead, chin, cheeks, nose.' UNDER THE EYES!! UNDER THE EYES!! Where did he get this information from.
Blusher - 'It gives it a bit of red colour in your cheeks like your blushing.'
Eyeliner - At this moment he is currently pretend drawing on his eyes to try figure it out. 'I don't know what it does to your eyelashes but I know it goes around there.'
Mascara - Again he is pretend to put it on. 'It goes on your eyelashes. You stroke it on to make them bigger I guess.'
Eye Shadow - 'That what goes on your actual eyelid. It just brings out your eyes makes them look dark and mysterious.' You can kinda guess my fav eye shadow look with this statement!
Eyebrow Pencil - 'If you don't have any eyebrows then you draw your eyebrows on.'
Highlighter - 'There's only so much you can put on your face I don't know what this is. I've said something else what I thought it was. Oh that goes under your eyes I think to bring them out the colour in your eyes.'
Lip liner - 'You draw round the line of your lip to make them bigger.' I told him once I used it to try make them bigger and he hated how it made me look lol.
Lipstick/Lipgloss - 'To put colour on your lips.'
Baking - Face is looking generally confused. 'BAKING! I don't have a fucking clue.'
So how do you think Joe did? Reading back I've noticed he loves putting things under the eyes haha.